This funny Christmas shirt shows a red and gold gift box bursting open with tall golden crystal points, tucked with holly and berries and surrounded by sparkles, under "Dear Santa," in cream script with "I Only Want Rocks" in red letters below. A crystal gift box tee for rock hounds and crystal collectors.
Perfect for:
Christmas morning, gift exchanges and crystal shop trips
Crystal collectors, rock hounds and geology fans
A funny gift for the friend whose shelf is all crystals
Soft 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester) that feels like a deep winter exhale
Light 4.2 oz/yd² fabric in a relaxed retail unisex fit, comfy for long holiday dinners and cold moon walks
Tear-away label and side seams, so nothing scratches and it is ready to gift straight from the box
Machine wash cold inside out and tumble dry low to keep every detail crisp through the season
Designed by Spiritualism AI. Printed on demand just for you, to reduce waste.
